Brighten up any home, office, studio or classroom with Mary’s wonderful artwork and whimsical sense of humor! 

Reads: If I did not wear torn pants, orthopedic shoes, frantic disheveled hair, that is to say, if I did not tone down my beauty, people would go mad. Married men would run amuck.

•  Printed on high-quality, textured paper
•  Standard frame sizes
•  Available with Mary's signature

All fine prints are created to order—please allow up to one week for all print orders to be processed.